I saw this and thought it was pretty fantastic! Some of them I don't get, but for the most part it's so true. I hope enjoy!
You know you live in Reno if...
...it snows in the morning, and then it's 80 degrees and sunny in the afternoon.
...you've eaten an awful awful.
...you've put soap in casino fountains.
...you still call the Grand Sierra Resort the Hilton, and you despise its new name.
...you've been to Jack in the Box or Del Taco after 2am, and the drive-thru line is at least 1/2 hour long.
...you've driven around the entire city on McCarran Blvd. for fun.
...you understand "keep the canon blue" and FUNLV.
...people ask you if the cops wear hot pants.
...everything is open 24 hours.
...you've referred to it as No-Town, Draino, etc.
...you float down the Truckee (or go sledding) on huge tubes you bought from a tire store.
...you've woken up at 3am for the balloon races, and you know what dawn patrol is.
...you've taken pictures under the arch.
...you giggle any time someone mentions 4th Street.
...the weather changes every 5 minutes.
...you've waved to Crazy George on his skateboard with his kneepads.
...you've wondered why there's a statue downtown that resembles a giant piece of swiss cheese.
...you've swam in the Sparks marina and then wondered why you smell so gross.
...you've been mobbing up at Moss.
...you know someone everywhere you go.
...people ask you if you live near Las Vegas.
...you've been to the rodeo.
...you go disco bowling/rock'n'bowling every Saturday night.
...you know who Sol Jibe is.
...there's more illegal immigrants than US citizens, and more people speak Spanish than English.
...you've played keno while eating dinner.
...you've made out with someone on Windy Hill.
...you've played dress-up at Wal-Mart at least once, and you hang out there for fun.
...you go to Zephyr Cove for 4th of July.
...everyone drives lifted trucks with tinted windows.
...you've had all-you-can-eat sushi, and you wonder why no other city offers it.
...you don't think Carson City is worthy of being the capital.
...the wave pool at Wild Waters is the best thing ever.
...you've been to a Silver Sox game.
...it snows in June.
...you've gone ice blocking on the hills at McQueen.
...you know it's pronounced Nev-A-da, not Nev-AW-da.
...Silverpeak is a high school reunion every time you go there.
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